I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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