A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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