its not stalking. its research.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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