I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
