I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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