why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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