Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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