i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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