Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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