found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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