Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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