Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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