was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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