Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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