I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
