Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
you never un-have a 4some
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
