Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Another day, another engagement, another cat
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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