butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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