She said her name was "party"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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