I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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