Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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