i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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