just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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