I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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