The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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