***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You dont lie about slip and slides
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Randomize