no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
