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(770): View more from Georgia

she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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(44): View more from England

What's everyones problem with my costume?!

(1-44): View more from England

It looks like a unicorn came on your face.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.

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(937): View more from Ohio

how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them

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(315): View more from New York

You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.

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(432): View more from Texas

If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall

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(519): View more from Ontario

Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today

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(856): View more from New Jersey

You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me

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