weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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