she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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