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he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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(607): View more from New York

you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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(415): View more from California

MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced

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(562): View more from California

When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.

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