My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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