Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Slut skills are useful in every country.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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