You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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