so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
you inspire me to be a worse person
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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