Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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