Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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