actually, I'm a sock model
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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