It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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