If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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