did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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