You just made me feel so damn special
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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