how can u be prego again
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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