what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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