What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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