You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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