If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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