Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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