If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
