My nipple is on Facebook.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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