Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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