My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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