It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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